The Broke Waitress Who Walked Into the Mafia Boss's Kitchen

Chapter 4

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"One month," she said. "And I want Sundays to call my brother."

"You will have a phone," Luca said, "and Mrs. Ricci will tell you what may be said on it." At the door he paused, and added, almost as an afterthought, the thing that told her more about the house than the folder, the money, and the guns together: "Welcome to my table, Miss Callahan. No one has sat at it in five years."

Chapter 4: The House on the Lake

Mrs. Ricci gave her the tour the way generals survey captured territory: completely, and with commentary.

"The house has thirty-one rooms," she said, walking Mia down a corridor wide enough for a car. "You will learn the ones that concern you. Kitchen. Pantry. Cellar β€” you will not go to the cellar alone, ever; Salvatore the wine steward keeps it, and he does not share. Staff hall. Your room β€” the small one by the kitchen stairs, it is not an insult, it is so you can be fetched. The family wing is not your business." She stopped at a pair of tall doors and lowered her voice the way people do in churches. "The dining room. The signore takes his meals there."

The doors were opened for cleaning, and Mia looked in despite herself. A table of dark polished wood ran the length of the room under three chandeliers, long enough to seat thirty people, with thirty chairs hooded in dust sheets along the walls. At the near end, exactly one place was set: one mat, one plate, one glass, laid with terrible precision in the vast shining emptiness.

"Five years," Mrs. Ricci said, "he has eaten there alone. Before β€” before the signora β€” that table was full every Sunday, you could hear it from the road. Now the staff eats in the staff hall, the family eats God knows where, and he eats there." She shut the doors. "You will serve him there. You will not comment on it. Come. The kitchen."

The kitchen she already knew by its silence, but in daylight it declared itself fully: a cathedral of a room, marble and steel and copper, north windows pouring in lake light, herbs in pots along the sill, a walk-in cold room with a door like a bank vault. Enzo, the sous-chef, stood at the steel table with his hands folded, watching her the way a man watches weather come over water.

"Enzo," said Mrs. Ricci, "this is Miss Callahan. She cooks with you. She tastes for the signore. This is the arrangement." She said it in the tone of a verdict being read, and Enzo nodded once, hard, and said, "Then we cook, miss," and Mia saw his hands were still shaking, a day later, because the knife roll they'd searched last night had been his, and everyone in the house knew it, and no one had yet said aloud that he was cleared.

The staff of the Moretti house ran on questions not asked. There was a gardener who had been a soldier, a driver who read poetry at lunch and denied it, two silent girls who cleaned, an old man named Paolo who polished silver and the shoes and seemed to have been polished himself by sixty years of service. They were kind to Mia in the wary way of people who have decided she is either very brave or not expected to last. Nobody asked what she had tasted in the sauce. Nobody used Luca Moretti's name above a murmur, and Marco Moretti's name not even that; the younger brother had not shown himself since the night of the poison, but his presence moved through the house like weather through a valley β€” a door closing upstairs, a laugh in the corridor, gone.

Rules accumulated like snow. She did not answer the house phone. She did not go to the front of the house uninvited. Deliveries were received by staff and inspected before the kitchen. Her own phone lived in Mrs. Ricci's drawer between her supervised Sunday calls. Anything that came for the signore's table was logged by Enzo in a leather book β€” dish, ingredients, source, hour β€” and now, in a new column in Mrs. Ricci's upright hand: tasted by.

On the second afternoon, Mrs. Ricci took her down to the staff door to learn the receiving of a delivery, and Mia understood that the house ran like a small, suspicious country. The fish man did not come in. The boxes did not come in until Paolo had opened them on the stone step with a short knife, one by one, while the driver stood back with his hands visible and the air of a man long used to it. A crate of lemons was refused entirely because the twine on it, Paolo murmured afterward, was tied wrong.

"Wrong," Mia said.

"It was tied by a different hand than tied it last week," Paolo said, as if this were obvious, as if the whole world were a knot you learned to read. "Perhaps nothing. In this house we pay for perhaps nothing." He handed her the knife, handle first, an old man's courtesy. "You will learn. You have the look of a person who notices. Noticers live long here, miss. It is the one talent this house rewards."

"By Callahan," Mia read.

"By you," said Mrs. Ricci. "Sign it each time. If a thing is wrong with a dish, it will have your name beside it in this book, and that will be the end of the matter and of you, so be right." She delivered this without malice, setting a cup of coffee at Mia's elbow. "You are wondering if we are all criminals. We are a household, miss. Households have rules. Yours had them too, I expect, before you were poor."

"My grandmother's rule was nobody leaves the table hungry," Mia said.

"Then you will get on here," said Mrs. Ricci, "better than you know."

That evening she helped cook her first full dinner in the cathedral kitchen: a simple meal, because the house, Enzo whispered, was keeping simple until things were known. Brodo. A chicken roasted with lemon. Greens bitter with good oil. She tasted everything twice β€” once as a cook and once, standing at the pass with the leather book open, as the new machinery of the house β€” and signed her name four times, and carried the plates herself down the corridor to the dining room, because Mrs. Ricci said the signore wished it.

Thirty chairs in dust sheets. One man at the end of the long table, reading nothing, looking at the lake going dark. He did not speak when she set the plate down. He did not speak when she stepped back to the sideboard, where the taster stood, where she had been told a taster stands, out of the light.

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